changes ah.. ah.... choo!

This past week has been more or less ridiculous. Firstly, I love carrots, but it seems that either I am getting bigger, or the carrots are getting smaller. They used to be longer than me and have fluffy green ends. That's my favorite part.
Some strange people had a party on Thursday, so the Hasenrennbahn was off limits to all of us that night. That's okay, we don't like those big late night parties. We tend to get stepped on and knocked around.
The weekend was a little lackluster, although I finally got a good view of the new lady from upstairs. She let is in and out of our Hasenparadies. I was just trying to be nice and start up a little bunny conversation, but I think the lion in me emerged and frightened her with my sharp teeth and claws.
Mimmoe sure has taken me for a beating though. It's like she wants the whole length of the fence and when I get in the way she just plows into me. I did a full twist after she rammed me at full speed today. This was during our wild romping in the Hasenrennbahn. All six of us were on the loose and going crazy.
I guess it was the last time I'll see Wee and Waboose around for a while because they got scooped up and hoisted away, cage and all.
Get a load of this, though. All of a sudden this guy shows up. I have heard about this type before. I am a lion and this thing is about as big as my mane. But this guy's got fierce claws too, it was a house tiger! He even spoke a totally rare language. I don't know if he's visiting or staying or what, but he said, "Řekl by mi někdo, prosím, co se děje?" I have no idea what's going on.. ah.. ah.. ahh... ah choo!
Oh no, I'm sneezing again. I hope I don't have to go back to the doc! I don't know what it is.. ah.. ah... chooo! Oh boy. Something's got to change.